The Monday Morning Get-Up: Ten Things Y'all Need To Know

1. Hearing people talk about a dead person with your same name is spooky.
2. Being given a cd in a club bathroom is odd.
3. I wish I had enough G to have a fact checker.
4. Bougie Black people are in my top five of least favorite people to be around. See #9.
5. $12 drinks still make me blink.
6. Sex is overrated; sexy underwear are not.
7. One day, China’s gonna come looking for their money.
8. I still miss Bernie Mac and Heath Ledger.
9. In fact, their neck and neck with: light-skinned dudes, the far right, the far left, Princeton and Pol Pot.
10. Skinny Girls: Like bougie Black people who went to Princeton, but less interesting.

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