Conversations with The Feath: Land of Milk and Honey

INT. — DAY– D’ANGELO’S

Jon and The Feath are enjoying delectable submarine sandwiches while Juice lightly drools on herself in her car seat. Having finished her 100% real lobster roll, The Feath leans back in her chair and stretches, sated and content. Jon looks across the table at her and shakes his head.

The Feath: What?

Jon: Nothing. Just…your boobs look HUGE.

The Feath: Yeah?

Jon: I mean, the shirt helps, but they’re look hefty.

The Feath: Right.

Jon: Wanna hear something really sad? Just now I was looking at them all big  and thought: “Man, her boobs look big. Maybe she needs to pump.”

The Feath squeezes her boobs to see if this is true. It is not.

The Feath: …You didn’t wanna motorboatin’ ‘em?

Jon: Nope. I’m washed up.

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