Wednesday One-Liner
Posted: December 9, 2009 Filed under: People, Sports | Tags: high school sports, mackenzie mccollum, pregnancy, volleyball Leave a comment »Kid, just know that your mom willingly put you in harm’s way.
Tiger Likes Becky. And?
Posted: December 8, 2009 Filed under: People, Pitts Indeed, Soap Box, Sports | Tags: becky, cablinasian, cheating, cross over, elin woods, golf, jon pitts-wiley, jump-offs, men, Pitts Indeed, tiger woods, US weekly, white girls, white privilege, women 3 Comments »

They're not Tiger's...OR ARE THEY?
I don’t have any personal investment in Tiger Woods’ personal life. Frankly, with each new trick that takes her lunch break to give US Weekly an exclusive scoop, I find myself feeling terrible for Elin Woods and their children. A wife and children deserve better than this. Still, I have to admit I find the newfound outrage regarding Tiger Woods’ jump-off choice particularly amusing. Many Black folks have wasted little time pointing out that all of Tiger’s jump-offs have been white. Read the rest of this entry »
The Detroit Blackfaces and San Francisco Chinamen
Posted: November 16, 2009 Filed under: People, Pitts Indeed, Soap Box, Sports | Tags: blackface, chinamen, fighting illini, fighting sioux, florida state seminoles, jon pitts-wiley, Pitts Indeed, supreme court, washington redskins 3 Comments »
"If I was on the Blackfaces, we'd be undefeated right now!"
Sounds pretty bad, doesn’t it?
The Supreme Court, not wanting to get involved in matters of right and wrong, opted not to hear the case of the Native American activists that find the name Washington Redskins offensive.
Maybe the justices are season ticket holders?
For the last decade or more, teams with questionable names have come under Native American scrutiny and names have been changed. St John’s, North Dakota and Illinois are just a few schools who have been chin-checked. The Seminoles and Florida State came to an understanding after tense negotiations.
Common theme: Maybe it’s not the coolest thing in the world to “honor” the traditions of people whose history you neither know nor actually respect by slapping their name and likeness on the side of a helmet, particularly when approximately zero people representative of that culture and history are in the mix. Read the rest of this entry »
So About This Jersey Thing, LeBron…
Posted: November 13, 2009 Filed under: People, Pitts Indeed, Soap Box, Sports, Thought Food | Tags: air jordans, jackie robinson, jon pitts-wiley, lebron james, michael jordan, nike, Pitts Indeed, retiring michael jordan's jersey, wayne gretsky Leave a comment »
“I just think what Michael Jordan has done for the game has to be recognized some way soon,” James said. “There would be no LeBron James, no Kobe Bryant, no Dwyane Wade if there wasn’t Michael Jordan first.
“He can’t get the logo [Hall of Famer Jerry West's silhouette adorns the NBA's logo], and if he can’t, something has to be done. I feel like no NBA player should wear 23. I’m starting a petition, and I’ve got to get everyone in the NBA to sign it. Now, if I’m not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it.” — LeBron James
LeBron, I appreciate your initiative. You’re willing to change your jersey number to 6 because you think no one else should ever again wear the number 23 out respect for arguably the greatest player to ever lace up a pair of sneaks. I appreciate the homage you’re trying to pay to Michael Jordan’s career. I might like it a little more if you were vocal about things that actually matter, but basketball is your business and in business, no one wants to hurt their interests. In fact, that is perhaps the greatest lesson any pro hooper could have learned from MJ. Remember, Republicans buy sneakers too.
But this idea doesn’t hold up. Read the rest of this entry »
Volunteering Some Advice…
Posted: November 13, 2009 Filed under: People, Pitts Indeed, Sports, Thought Food | Tags: crime, football, jack and jill politics, janzen jackson, jon pitts-wiley, lane kiffin, law, marcus toussaint, mike edwards, nu'keese richardson, Pitts Indeed, robbery, stupid, tennesse volunteers football, tennessee players arrested for armed robbery Leave a comment »
"What young guy hasn't tried to stick somebody up?"
Three players from the University of Tennessee football team–Janzen Jackson, Mike Edwards, and Nu’Keese Richardson–were arrested early Thursday morning in connection with an attempted robbery that took place in Knoxville. Charges have yet to be filed, but the facts in evidence available right now do not look good. In light of what is known at this moment, I couldn’t help but offer a bit of advice…
Dear Mr. Jackson, Richardson and Edwards,
I’m writing today to volunteer some thoughts on your recent predicament. I realize that all the facts have yet to be brought into evidence, but my desire to help a few young brothas has overridden my patience. As it is, I understand my advice is unsolicited and you are, of course, free to do with it what you wish.
You are extremely gifted athletes able to exchange your gifts for an education and possibly an opportunity to play a sport you love at its highest level for a living. Please stick to backpedaling. Focus on banging that toe cleat and getting your hips around when you’re coming out of your break. Be extremely diligent about high pointing the football when making an interception (thumb to thumb, pointer to pointer). Work hard not to get jammed at the line of scrimmage. Don’t arm tackle; wrap your man up and drive legs.
Refrain, when possible, from sticking people up in Knoxville, Tennessee.
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Larry Johnson, Lover of British Slang
Posted: October 28, 2009 Filed under: Pitts Indeed, Soap Box, Sports, Thought Food | Tags: fag, gay slurs, jon pitts-wiley, larry johnson fag remark, larry johnson kansas city chiefs, Pitts Indeed Leave a comment »
This whole Larry Johnson Twitter kerfuffle is all one big misunderstanding. It’s true; dude loves ‘fag,’ but not for the reasons you might think.
Understandably, ‘fag’ can be seen as a derogatory term used for homosexuals, but if you think it starts and ends with that, you’re just showing your lack of culture. Larry? He’s been places, seen things. He knows fag can mean lots and lots of things.
Do you really think he would be foolish enough to call someone a fag in that small-minded American way you understand it? On Twitter of all places? That’s just laughable. Larry may seem a beast on the playing field, but off it, he’s a man of Arts and Letters. That being the case, he brings a measured perspective to his life off the field. Derogatory statements and actions are generally beneath him and even if they were not, he’d have the foresight not to make those thoughts or actions know to the public.
So everyone just needs to take a deep breath and maybe learn a lesson while they’re at it.
See, when Larry says “You fag!” he’s really just telling the person in question that they need to check themselves before things get out of hand. He hates to “harsh peoples’ buzz” in that manner, but sometimes, he can’t help but feel the need to defend himself against the slings and arrows of outrageous slander. But he’s still keeping it civil, even in moments of anger. It’s other people who are getting it wrong.
When Larry calls someone a fag, he’s talking about people who engage in daily, dispirited drudgery; someone who toils at menial tasks while he lives in the lap of luxury as a well-paid professional athlete.
When he calls someone a fag, he’s just letting them know they are nothing more than a blemish on a piece of fabric; an imperfect loose end to his well-tailored bespoke-ness.
Being a big-time pro athlete and all, Larry likes to keep in shape and make sure his body is in peak physical condition. And he can’t do that smoking cigarettes. Cigarettes are an insult to his temple. So when he calls someone a fag, he’s not only taking an anti-smoking stance, he’s personally telling that person “Hey, you’re bad for me! You get outta here!”
So you guys lay off Larry Johnson. And get your culture up while you’re at it.
And don’t worry about those women he mushed in night clubs last year. That was a Maori mating ritual.
Serena, Dwight and Adrian Get Bodied
Posted: October 8, 2009 Filed under: People, Pitts Indeed, politics, Sports, Thought Food | Tags: adrian peterson and espn, dwight howard and espn, espn bodies issue, jon pitts-wiley, Pitts Indeed, serena williams and espn Leave a comment »
Beautiful. And Black.
Serena Williams is beautiful. And Black.

