So let me get this straight: The options you are offering to a young tenderoni you’re trying to woo are:
1. Going to the tropics to sip fruit-flavored alcoholic beverages.
2. Going to the slums, slums notable for being a locale in which killers get hung.
First of all, what kind of choice is that? Hmmm…Turks and Caicos or Trenchtown? That doesn’t seem like much of a choice to me.
But let’s just say, the young woman in question wouldn’t prefer white sand beaches and the like. Why in the world would you want to be gallavanting about town with a woman who elects to go to a slum where killers get hung?